Continuing from yesterday. Sent Ellie, cupcakes, and juice with daddy to school. So, I figured I would attempt to get some naked baby shots. Using a white blanket as the background, I had it draped over the couch. Where, <ahem> naked baby pee'd. This is how my morning started off. Followed by a three year old who refused to put on pants because he just wanted to wear his pajama top and his Scooby Doo underwear. Just as we are getting ready to head out the door to pick up Princess Numero Uno, her teacher calls. "Do you want Ellie to ride with me to the park?" HUH??? She continues, after the dead silence, "for the CLASS PICNIC" AH, crap! How could I have forgotten?? "yes,yes, please" Quickly run and change out of my sweats because now people are going to see me longer than the five minutes that they usually do. Run to Burger King, since I flaked on an important function of my kids last week of school and I'm up for the Flakey Mom award. Better make sure I win and buy them a crappy drive thru lunch.
Get to the park, pack Evie in the carry on so I can WEAR her, grab the food, grab Pooh ( who is fah-reakin' out because I'm not getting to him fast enough ) Ellie runs up, gives me a hug and grabs her lunch, which she doesn't even eat because she is too busy playing. Did I mention that it is FREEZING??
Also, did I mention that my potty trained three year decided to drop his pants in front of everyone and decide to take a pee??? Where some MORTIFIED mother quickly left the premises with her daughter? I think they were already departing. But still. OMG moment. Seriously, I was ready to just sit down and criticize that three year old's mother. Oh wait, that would be I! Me? I? Me? Aye yi yi!
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| Isn't he adorable?? Little stinker! I wouldn't change a thing about him. Love him just the way he is. Got into the makers. Cause he's a tiger. |
